What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:39

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
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Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd